Capitalism has always had an ambivalent attitude toward the process of reproduction. On one hand, the economic system requires that labor and market populations be consistently replenished. On the other hand, the sexual activity associated with reproduction has been viewed as an unfortunate evil that can detract from the overall efficiency of the system–most notably, people engaged in sexual behaviors are neither producing nor consuming! This situation has led to a peculiar opposition in which the product is embraced, but the process is rejected. Unfortunately, one requires the other, and the problem is doubled because engaging in the process does not necessarily yield the product. In turn, various attempts have been made to streamline sexuality in order to limit it to activities that have some benefit to the political economy. The social directives that have been imposed by capital’s antisexuality (expressed everywhere from prudish and prejudicial church morality to repressive civil laws regarding marriage, adultery, harassment, etc.) have had a horrid effect on natural selection mechanisms involved in human reproduction. Most notably, ovulating females are not collecting a sufficient variety of sperm samples (usually just one donor is used!). In order for the best sperm to fertilize the egg cell, as many samples as possible should be taken during ovulation. In other words, when women decide it is time to reproduce, they should be as promiscuous as possible during the ovulation period. This time should be dedicated to nonstop sex with as many men as possible from as many different gene pools as possible. This way nature will be allowed to take its course, and biologically debilitating cultural norms can be confounded.

Promiscuity can be tremendous fun, and not just for the obvious reasons! We live in age of high-velocity culture. For the most part, this situation is unpleasant–high-speed intensified work, lightening military operations, invasive communication systems, and so on–but in the case of promiscuity, velocity is a big help. For promiscuity to have the best results in obtaining the most fit sperm, you can’t just stay in your own home town (to your reproductive system it’s a boring gene pool with which you are already far too closely linked); rather, you need to travel to as many places as possible, taking sperm samples the entire way. Below we have charted some sample itineraries for ovulating women of various races that would yield maximum diversity in sample collection:


Some prefer to find willing donors, and all agree to meet at one location. This method is not as highly recommended, since donor choice within given populations will be limited by the structure of communication technology. Travel will provide the greatest amount of choice, the broadest range of possibilities, and offer the adventure of a lifetime.

Some of you are probably wondering about the danger of sexually transmitted diseases (stds). Reproduction was never designed to be a risk-free business. If you go on a full sex tour like the ones the SRA suggests, it’s quite likely that you will face worse dangers than stds--consider it all part of the excitement as you do your part to maintain the species and perpetuate your genes. Good luck.