I. Irritable Brain Syndrome

II. Dysfunctional Reality Lobe

III. Psycho-Congestion

IV. Optical Rectumitis

V. Hardening of the Categories

VI. Premature Conceptual Secretions

VII. Profound Emotional Paroxysm

VIII. Overactive Rational Gland

IX. Cancer of the Will

X. Conceptual Deficit Disorder